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	<title>Andrew Chatham</title>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Stop Believing</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is what I think of every time I hear that song.

I needed to get this out of my head. Sorry for the ugly.
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		<link>http://andrewchatham.com/blog/2010/02/03/dont-stop-believing/</link>
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		<title>Bibliorize &#8211; getting webpages onto a Kindle</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This post will not interest you unless you have an Amazon Kindle. I spent some spare time over the past 2 weekends writing up Bibliorize, which is a website that helps you manage a list of web pages you&#8217;d like to read and then download them all onto a Kindle without connecting it to a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://andrewchatham.com/blog/2009/02/09/bibliorize-getting-webpages-onto-a-kindle/</link>
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		<title>The Rigid Collodion Shortage</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I am deeply concerned about the current shortage of rigid collodion, and you should be, too, for the simple reason that it has terrible implications for my Halloween costume.

I start worrying about Halloween around March of each year, building up lists of possible costumes which I will later ignore, invariably coming up with some new [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://andrewchatham.com/blog/2008/10/25/the-rigid-collodion-shortage/</link>
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		<title>Classy Decorating Tip: Mouthwash</title>
		<description><![CDATA[For the past few months, I&#8217;ve complained about the lack of attractive options for displaying mouthwash. Those of you reading this from the clawfoot tub of your palatial master bathroom may not understand why one would consider mouthwash a display item, but in New York apartments, storage is an issue. I have a fantastic apartment, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://andrewchatham.com/blog/2008/10/22/classy-decorating-mouthwash/</link>
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		<title>Paulson Announces Finance Regulatory Reform, Will Destroy Superman Once and For All!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As far as Bush cabinet members go, I don&#8217;t have too many problems with Henry Paulson, Secretary of the Treasury. He was a little slow stepping up to bat for the current financial crisis, but now he&#8217;s doing a decent job and doesn&#8217;t beat around the bush. The former CEO of Goldman Sachs, he may [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://andrewchatham.com/blog/2008/03/31/paulson-announces-reform-will-destroy-superman/</link>
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		<title>Anatomy Lesson</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When I was about four years old, my mother taught me the names of the various body parts, including the import lesson that certain parts differ between boys and girls. Several days later, I decided Mom was misinformed. &#8220;Mom, you said that girls don&#8217;t have penises, but Elizabeth showed me, and she has one, too.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://andrewchatham.com/blog/2008/03/23/anatomy-lesson/</link>
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		<title>England&#8217;s Choice For Defence Against Space Bug Armada</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Did you know that England is not in fact run by the Queen but is instead under the thrall of one Prime Minister Gordon Brown? Of course you did! Such smart clever readers!
While in England recently, my friend informed me of the exceptional childhood of Gordon Brown, who was chosen at an early age for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://andrewchatham.com/blog/2007/11/27/englands-choice-for-defence-against-space-bug-armada/</link>
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		<title>Prince Adam is My Spot</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;My gym installed new door handles&#8221; is one of the least interesting sentences in the English language, but hear me out, as they are in fact noteworthy door handles. Previously, I had to pull on some piped metallic door handle, the kind you might find on the door of a public library, if you were [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://andrewchatham.com/blog/2007/04/29/prince-adam-is-my-spot/</link>
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		<title>The Littlest Internet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Many people have often wondered how big the Internet really is. I know the answer, but I&#8217;m not telling. Instead, I set out to find which country has the fewest web pages. Along the way, I learned a bit about US sovereignty and unicycles.
Introduction, and a Bit About Methodology
I work at Google, but I&#8217;m speaking [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://andrewchatham.com/blog/2007/01/26/the-littlest-internet/</link>
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		<title>Crazy Old Man?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was at my local expensive supermarket the other day, and I ran across an excited girl sitting in a shopping cart, talking to herself. As I walked by, she shook her first at me and shouted, &#8220;You crazy old man!&#8221; I had just had a birthday and was sensitive to this jab. A little [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://andrewchatham.com/blog/2007/01/17/crazy-old-man/</link>
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