Crazy Old Man?
I was at my local expensive supermarket the other day, and I ran across an excited girl sitting in a shopping cart, talking to herself. As I walked by, she shook her first at me and shouted, “You crazy old man!” I had just had a birthday and was sensitive to this jab. A little part of me died, and I cried on the inside. And then I hit her. A little part of her died, and she cried on the outside.
Note: not actually true, though she did shake her first.
January 17th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
um…wtf?!?
January 24th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
HAHAHA,
I can picture myself being in your position. I would def threw water on her to make her look all creepy and wet. Then I would call her the oldddddd granny
March 22nd, 2007 at 3:41 pm
lol omg so funny!! so your saying a girl just randomly shock her fist at u in the groshery store? : 0 thats slightly wierd. by the way i totally agree with Nadia, splash a lil water on her would clear up that head of hers. anyways cute story.