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Crazy Old Man?

I was at my local expensive supermarket the other day, and I ran across an excited girl sitting in a shopping cart, talking to herself. As I walked by, she shook her first at me and shouted, “You crazy old man!” I had just had a birthday and was sensitive to this jab. A little part of me died, and I cried on the inside. And then I hit her. A little part of her died, and she cried on the outside.

Note: not actually true, though she did shake her first.

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3 Responses to “Crazy Old Man?”

  1. Ryan says:
    January 17th, 2007 at 10:33 pm

    um…wtf?!?

  2. Nadia says:
    January 24th, 2007 at 9:16 pm

    HAHAHA,
    I can picture myself being in your position. I would def threw water on her to make her look all creepy and wet. Then I would call her the oldddddd granny

  3. em-oly says:
    March 22nd, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    lol omg so funny!! so your saying a girl just randomly shock her fist at u in the groshery store? : 0 thats slightly wierd. by the way i totally agree with Nadia, splash a lil water on her would clear up that head of hers. anyways cute story.

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