Many people have often wondered how big the Internet really is. I know the answer, but I’m not telling. Instead, I set out to find which country has the fewest web pages. Along the way, I learned a bit about US sovereignty and unicycles. more…
I was at my local expensive supermarket the other day, and I ran across an excited girl sitting in a shopping cart, talking to herself. As I walked by, she shook her first at me and shouted, “You crazy old man!” I had just had a birthday and was sensitive to this jab. A little part of me died, and I cried on the inside. And then I hit her. A little part of her died, and she cried on the outside.
Note: not actually true, though she did shake her first.
Has no one else noticed that John Edwards looks a whole lot like John Ritter? I think it would be alright to have the quirky roommate from Three’s Company be president, but not the dad from Problem Child. He had anger issues.
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